Horny Layer

Question: What are the Italian definitions of the layers of the skin? For example. The Horny Layer - Stratum Corneum. etc etc etc... Please state the layer and it's correct definition. Thanks. =]

Answer: Something new today I am learning -- this would appear to be Latin rather than Italian? If so, the substrata (underlayers) of the epidermis (outer skin) are: Stratum corneum Stratum lucidum (not present in thin skin areas, only thick, hairless skin of palms & soles) Stratum granulosum Stratum spinosum Stratum germinativum (also called "stratum basale") This list is from "superficial" to "deep," and there are no generally accepted "common" names

Question: In which of the following layers, are epidermal cells constantly being reproduced? -? a) Horny layer b) Granular layer c) Basal cell layer f) Clear layer Answers please :) Thank you!

Answer: The Basal layer is the location of cell proliferation in the epidermis. =)

Question: Can you help my understanding of the epidermis? From what I understand, the epidermis consists of (from superficially to deep): the stratum corneum (horny layer), stratum licidum (but it is only present in thick skin???), stratum granosulum (granular layer), stratum spinosum (squamous/prickle cell layer???), and the stratum basale (basal/germinating layer). One website states that the basal layer is made of the stratum mucosum & the stratum spinosum. Is this true? Which layer produces keratin, the stratum granulosum or spinosum? Which layer would be considered the "pigment layer"? One of my books uses the squamous layer and stratum coreum interchangeably, is this correct? Also, for an outline I need to complete there are 6 slots for these layers but from what I understand there's 5 right? And it's saying that the deepest layer (I'm assuming the spinosum) consists of two layers, yet I have no idea what it's talking about. I've been looking up answers but they all seem to be contradictory to each other.

Answer: that is one of the problems with "science". a lot of scientists do not agree with each other. your best bet is to find out which theories your teacher believes, and parrot those answers. did it a lot in college and then in grad school. wrote a lot of papers i did not believe, because i knew my teachers only wanted to hear what they believed

Question: Many Questions Regarding Different Phylums.? Porifera: Special cells called collar cells pick up the planktonic food and start the digestive process. _______ finish the process. Cnidaria: Special cells called _____ produce these nematocysts as the animal need them. Platyhelminthes: -These organisms exhibit _________. Many of their sense organs are grouped at the anterior end of the organism. Usually the first part of an organism that enters a new environment is the head. -They contain a rudimentary nervous system with a small brain and in some cases ________ eye spots. Nematoda: -Many of the phylum are free living worms but some are _______ and cause many terrible diseases throughout the world. Examine the life cycle of the Ascaris and answer the following questions: -Where do the eggs go after they are produced? -How do the eggs get into the animal host? -Where do the juveniles go after hatching? -Based on the above information, how can one prevent themselves from getting infected by these types of worms? Annelida: -The ___________ muscles contract casing the body to become elongated. The __________ muscles contract causing the body to become short and thick. -There are no respiratory organs and the worms breathe through their moist __________ Mollusca: -Mollusks breathe through their ________ or the lining of the __________ cavity. -The _____________ is a shelless mollusk. -Organisms from class Bivalvia are mainly marine living in the _____________ zone. -The shell contains 3 layers: the outer horny layer, inner prismatic layer, and the inner pearly layer. The ___________ is the oldest section of the shell. Arthropoda: -As the animal grows it must get rid of the exoskeleton (________) before a new one can form. -The circulatory system is _________. In my 30 page packet these are the only questions i couldn't find, so don't think i didn't do anything, please. Hope anyone can answer at least some of these. thanks.

Answer: Porifera -- Archaeocytes Cnidaria -- cnidocytes / cnidoblasts/ nematocytes Platyhelminthes -- cephalization; paired Nematoda -- parasites Annelida -- circular; longitudinal; skin Mollusca -- gills; mantle; slug; littoral / coastal / intertidal (not sure what they're looking for...); umbo (again, not sure what they're after) Arthropoda -- molt (assuming they want the term for the process of getting rid of the exoskeleton); open

Question: Desquamation of the skin? Hi. I have recently had an anatomy and physiology exam. And there's a question about Desquamation of the skin. The qtn was... Which layer is affected? And since it is the outer layers, i put "epidermis". However this cam back as incorrect. "So i put outer layers". Thus incorrect too. Do you think the tutor maybe asking for the latin name? Which is stratum corneum? Or the name Horny layer which it is also known as? I really do not know what she wants. Lol. Strangely a fellow student wrote the epidermis and got this qtn right! Is there any Other names it is named?? Am i missing something?

Answer: Desquamation - The shedding of the outer layers of the skin. Here is the Physiology New skin cells are created in the stratum germinativum, the deepest layer of the epidermis. From this layer, the cells begin their migration to the skin's surface. Once the cells reach the uppermost layer of the skin -- the stratum corneum -- they are essentially dead. These tightly packed cells of the stratum corneum continuously fall as newer cells push their way to the surface. The entire process, from cell birth to sloughing away, takes approximately 28 days My answer to your question is Stratus Corneum and/or Epidermis.

Question: Am I to sexual for my age, Am I horny? im somewhat young im almost 15 and ive already seen like 10 homemade pornos and i like them and masterbating is fun to me but like whenever i see a guy with muscles and abs or just a nice face i dont know my head just.....goes to other places like i get a repeat of their abs in my head and im just like dayyuummm!!!! i honestly dont know any other girl my age that masterbates and thinks about sex and has seen porn via internet why is that? like all my friends practically have no idea what it is like theyre cluless or they did it on accident. also, CAN YOU POP YOUR OWN CHERRY MASTERBATING WITH A DILDO? like break that extra layer of skin inside of your vagina before you have sex? ive always wanted to know. please answer. thanks

Answer: Don't use Cialis. It's a male enhancement pill. Of course you're horny. All teenagers are horny. It's called hormones. Everyone is different. Just because your friends don't masturbate doesn't mean that you're too young. It just means your libido (sex drive) is just a bit more active than theirs is. Also, you seem to be more open to self exploration. A lot of people aren't very comfortable with their own bodies. Yes you can pop your cherry with a dildo. You can pop your cherry from riding horses, falling down, playing tackle football. It's not really that tough. Hope this helps. Email if you have any more questions. =]

Question: Is it possible to get pregneant from having on thin pants? it has been two weeks and me and my bf were just like messin around and we both had underwear on and pj bottoms that were kind of thin, but he was very horny and everything and even thru the pjs i felt his penis kinda go into me but with the layers between us and i am not sure if u can get pregneant form that? and we didnt have sex and havent ever. please help

Answer: You shouldn't blame the thin pants.

Question: I'm trying to get a 6 pack to get laid? I'm basically skinny 125 pounds, but I have a layer of fat covering my abs so I am trying to burn this off so my six pack is revealed. any tips on how to do this? I'm 16 if that helps. ( why do you think I'm so horny)

Answer: You get a six-pack by waiting till your 21 and buying beer... Seriously, do crunches, run, lift weights. I bet you already knew this.

Question: is it true about ur penis? so i heard that if u were to take some scissors and very carefully cut the outer layer of skin on ur penis (while u were horny) and then to light a match underneath, will it really make it grow 5 inches, all my friends say it works, but does it hurt?

Answer: do it...and if it works... email me lol i could tell me boyfriend

Question: How they have sex? ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BRICKLAYERS lay all day. BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. C'Bers do it on the air. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they work. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything horny. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. GARBAGE MEN come once a week. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. HANDYMEN like good screws. HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. INVENTORS find a way. JANITORS clean up afterwards. JEWELERS mount real gems. JOGGERS do it on the run. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. MISSILE MEN have better thrust. MODELS do it in any position. MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs. MOVIE STARS do it on film. MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. NURSES call the shots. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to-person. OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. PILOTS keep it up longer. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLICEMEN like big busts. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. PRINTERS reproduce the fastest. PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. PROFESSORS do it by the book. RACERS like to come in first. RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots. RECYCLERS use it again. REPAIRMEN can fix anything. REPORTERS do it daily. RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. RETAILERS move their merchandise. ROOFERS do it on top. RUNNERS get into more pants. SAILORS like to be blown. SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. SCIENTISTS discovered it. SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop. SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls. SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists. SPELUNKERS do it underground. SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay. STEWARDESSES do it in the air. STUDENTS use their heads. SURGEONS are smooth operators. TAILORS make it fit. TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. TAXIDERMISTS mount anything. TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking. TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals. TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls. TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks. TRUCKERS carry bigger loads. TYPISTS do it in triplicate. VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up. WAITRESSES serve it piping hot. WATER SKIERS come down harder. WELDERS have hotter rods. WRESTLERS know the best holds. WRITERS have novel ways. ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct. Please dont be negative, it took me ages to type that lot, my finger is throbbing thankyou

Answer: Another great list hun, hows this for one, housewives do it multi-tasking, hehehe Have a star xxxxxxxxxxxx

Question: it hurts so much, sex question? im trying to have sex, like tonight, me and my bf are TRYING again, it hurts so much when he tries to go in, like the opening of my vagina the botom layer of skin wont stretch for it to fit, im horny, but cant get it in, and he is sorta small. HELP ME get it in please, im practically desperate he's fingerd me, he gets in sorta far, only with 1 finger, 2 fingers hurt a bit , 3 ouchhh!

Answer: lube helps a lot what works for me is him doing foreplay until i am really close to having an orgasm and then stopping to get himself ready and by the time he gets in, I am more than ready and it is much less painful good luck stay protected

Question: Weird question but is it normal for a girl to...? Okay, I'm 14 years old and this is the first time I've ever felt this way. Please don't laugh at the question because I already feel silly about asking. Anyways, last night I was laying in my sisters car and I had my head in my boyfriends lap. I felt so relaxed and he was rubbing his hands on my stomach. And I think I was feeling horny. My vagina had a tingling feeling and it would start to tense up. ANd when I got home I had a large layer of discharge in my underwear. I was just wondering if this was normal. If your going to be rude, please don't answer my question. Thanks!

Answer: That's normal. I'm not trying to be crude or anything, but that is your natural 'lubrication'. Basically, you answered your own question. You were feeling horny because those are the beginnings of arousal. Just don't let it get the best of you! Wait to have sex until you're in a serious, committed, mature relationship. It'll just be the best thing to do!

Question: when a girl fingers herself...? okay, so like i kinda finger myself every night cause i have the tendancy of getting horny rele easily and i usually go to bed after i get off the phone with my BF. and well i use a marker or a toothbrush, i clean them before using them lol because i dont have access to a dildo, and as i was saying, i stick them inside and finger myself at the same time, it hurt the slightest bit the first time and it felt like i broke through something when i went it a bit deep, but now, it feels rele good, ive been doing this for the past month. and its a crayola marker, the thick ones not the skinny. and i measured the marker and its 5 inches long and like a centemeter wide, i can put that all the way in, it was like breakin a layer of skin, KINDA, what would that be called ? lol so yea, could it hurt less when i actually do it since im kinda used to the marker ? and i stick 6 inches of my toothbrush up inside. sorry for the gross details, but help me. im NOT saying its not going to hurt me my first time with real sex, im just asking if it might hurt a little bit less ? yes, it did bleed for the next day after the time i felt something break. if its right on the outside of the vagina were its viewable then i guess i broke that to since i can get it high up in there ? right. but im talking like 3 inches up inside me is where im pretty sure it happened ? cause it didnt feal like it was RIGHT THERE ON THE OUTSIDE.

Answer: The length of what you put in you won't make sex less painful. It's the girth of the object - (that's measured around not across) average girth of a guy is 4.5 to 5.5 inches. The vagina has to stretch to fit a guy.. . The average depth of a vagina is 4 to 6 (or 7) inches. Don't go too deep or you can bump (and hurt) your cervix.

Question: My 17 year old brother been molested by a 13 year old white girl? My brother is a 17 year old black boy who lives in florida, and his step sister has a friend name 'rebecca' who spends-a-night once a week at their house.. And everytime my brother parents go into their bedroom, rebecca sneaks out of her friends room, and goes to my brothers room asking him "is my shorts to short?" and my brother reply "yeah"... Then other times she sexual assualts my brother when hes on a computer by "sticking her hand" down his pants, and masturbates him he insist... She also gets on his computer by looking at her myspace page telling him "this guy is hot" and how horny she is... My brother tells her to "get up" in a stern but nice way, because hes shy... Now this is when he gets rape and molested by her... When my brother was sleeping at 3:00 am in the morning while all out of it, this girl sneaks out my brothers sisters room and into his room. And start arousing his penis by touching it, and stroking it through his thin layer shorts, then she climbs ontop of him by holding his two hands pin to the bed... The girl had booty shorts on with no panties while ontop of him, she then rub her vagina lips against his penis and start grinding on him... He said his head was hitting the back of the wall, because she was doing it so fast while moaning and breathing hard or whatever... Then she heard someone open their bedroom door in the house, so she panic and jump off of him running into her friends room... And my brother said when she jumped off, he seen how wet her booty shorts were from her vagina area... My brother also explain how he pre-came on hisself while getting ready to *** just before she jumped off...... Excuse my grammar... Anyway can this girl get reported even though she's 4 years younger then my brother?

Answer: Well whatever plan of action you take it must end in her getting out of the house so I would try to confront her and make it as amicable as possible. She gotta go.

Question: HELP IM HAVING ISSUES WITH BOYS AND FRIENDS? Well. I Know This Guy And He Is ok But The Thing Is That He Knows I like Him But Yet He Doesn't Really Care. How I kNow this is because My friend she txted him saying like o do u like her? (her is me) And he is like na u? and my friends like well yea shes my best friend. Then hes like ok. Then She's like If your going to Be indecisive about liking her then shes not going to like you anymore and he said, " Well she doesn't need to know. I mean wow. i liked this person and he is Fake huh? well i know. He like flirts with me but yet he like says he doesn't like me behind my back. Everyone at my Middle school is either really Horny and backstabbing boys. Or nerdy horny boys. Well Yes i know middle school boys are horny but i don't like horny people around me. Cause i feel like awkward. ha-ha. so im pretty tired of all this ****. And i am not desperate for a boy i just feel really strongly about 2 boys right now. But the one that im talking about isnt that true.. So but you see this other boy i still feel strongly for we already went out and I don't know if i want him back but he has an awesome personality. Everyone else at my school is Not my type at all. So It's Not even That im like a nerd or anything Like i Just Am A deepish person so I feel things way to much. And no one understands me except one person and that's my best friend. But still i feel really heartless right now. But My friend issues are super drama! Ok so i will just tell you about this girl. .Her name i will not state. But she is Very: Horney, desperate, Slutty(puts on layers and layers of makeup and has 3 bf's at a time), and LIES! Now she was my best friend from 3rd 4th 5th 6th and 7th Grade. But now i feel really strange around her mostly cause i have known her so long but yet She isnt the same. She has some weird issues.. she says she has Cancer on her face... Im like its a freakin blood blister? And she said it just cause she knows that my uncle died of cancer and my grandma had cancer and i almost had CANCER... so she was being a really *** about that cause cancer is a really touchy subject with me. And she just says things to get attension. a few weeks ago she told 7 people she was pregnant.. im like wow. Umm wtf u dont tell random people that ur so called "prego" and she has some people talking about her. But i really dont feel like i really even wanna hang out with her anymore cuase she causes so much drama for me and she lies about everything. So i feel really disturbed talking to her. And she makes me sick thinking about her. Cause you see she hasd 2 bf's right now. and she doesnt like them..She jsut goes out with them to makeout and such.. She told me she had sex with an 18 year old boy and i had to go to counciling for about 4 months cause of that. it seems as her lost, life of drama is going into my life and effecting me.. i Feel really weird talking to her and i Dont think i want to be her friend anymore. I feel like shes using me for meeting boys also.. she asks out all my guy friends (they say no cuase she is the school skank that everyone hates) But the thing is i dont really want to be a ***** and leave her And she would be a loaner but another part of me says Do it Shes a waste of your time and energy. so THANK YOU FOR READING THIS AND PLEASE GIVE ME ADVISE! THANKS OOO SOO MUCH! (:

Answer: wow. this reminds me of a girl named kayla. when you are that young, you shouldn't be dressing trashy to get attention from guys. middle schoolers shouldn't even be dating and especially not having sex! if this girl is causing so much drama in your life, then you need to just let go of that friendship and move on. she needs to clean her life up. you'd have to be pretty twisted to tell people you are pregnant just for attention!!! leaving "friends" can be hard, but clearly she isn't a real friend and not worth your time

Question: How they have SEX? ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BRICKLAYERS lay all day. BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. C'Bers do it on the air. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they work. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything horny. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. GARBAGE MEN come once a week. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. HANDYMEN like good screws. HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. INVENTORS find a way. JANITORS clean up afterwards. JEWELERS mount real gems. JOGGERS do it on the run. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. MISSILE MEN have better thrust. MODELS do it in any position. MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs. MOVIE STARS do it on film. MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. NURSES call the shots. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to-person. OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. PILOTS keep it up longer. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLICEMEN like big busts. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. PRINTERS reproduce the fastest. PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. PROFESSORS do it by the book. RACERS like to come in first. RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots. RECYCLERS use it again. REPAIRMEN can fix anything. REPORTERS do it daily. RESEARCHERS are still looking for it. RETAILERS move their merchandise. ROOFERS do it on top. RUNNERS get into more pants. SAILORS like to be blown. SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues. SCIENTISTS discovered it. SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5. SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop. SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls. SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists. SPELUNKERS do it underground. SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay. STEWARDESSES do it in the air. STUDENTS use their heads. SURGEONS are smooth operators. TAILORS make it fit. TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town. TAXIDERMISTS mount anything. TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking. TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals. TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls. TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks. TRUCKERS carry bigger loads. TYPISTS do it in triplicate. VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers. VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up. WAITRESSES serve it piping hot. WATER SKIERS come down harder. WELDERS have hotter rods. WRESTLERS know the best holds. WRITERS have novel ways.

Answer: And carers do it with assistance.

Question: What do you think of these one liners ? Long .. But do you like any? Sex By Profession!! ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BRICKLAYERS lay all day. BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. C'Bers do it on the air. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they work. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything horny. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. GARBAGE MEN come once a week. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. HANDYMEN like good screws. HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. INVENTORS find a way. JANITORS clean up afterwards. JEWELERS mount real gems. JOGGERS do it on the run. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. MISSILE MEN have better thrust. MODELS do it in any position. MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs. MOVIE STARS do it on film. MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. NURSES call the shots. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to-person. OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. PILOTS keep it up longer. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLICEMEN like big busts. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. PRINTERS reproduce the fastest. PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. PROFESSORS do it by the book. RACERS like to come in first. RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE indeed i did Bite Me

Answer: they are cute.. the astronomer one , the fisherman one, why didn't you finish the list... the postman one should be they do in rain sleet snow any time

Question: how about this list its long but i laughed at some of them did you ? HOW THEY HAVE S*X ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS have bigger balls. BRICKLAYERS lay all day. BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber. BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time. BUTCHERS have better meat. C'Bers do it on the air. CAMPERS do it in a tent. CARPENTERS hammer it harder. CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor. CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm. CHEMISTS like to experiment. CHESS PLAYERS check their mates. CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation. CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically. CLOWNS do it for laughs. COACHES whistle while they work. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs. COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop. COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation. CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it. COPS have bigger guns. COWBOYS handle anything horny. COWGIRLS like to ride bareback. CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls. CREDIT MANAGERS always collect. DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds. DEADHEADS do it with Jerry. DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts. DENTISTS do it in your mouth. DETECTIVES do it under cover. DIETICIANS eat better. DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack. DIVERS do it deeper. DOCTORS do it with patience. DRUGGISTS fill your prescription. DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time. DRY WALLER'S are better bangers. ELECTRICIANS check your shorts. ENGINEERS charge by the hour. EXECUTIVES have large staffs. FARMERS spread it around. FIREMEN are always in heat. FISHERMEN are proud of their rods. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush. FURRIERS appreciate good beaver. GARBAGE MEN come once a week. GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses. GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day. GEOLOGISTS are great explorers. GOLFERS do it in 18 holes. GYMNASTS mount and dismount well. HACKERS do it with fewer instructions. HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs. HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency. HANDYMEN like good screws. HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision. HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer. HUNTERS do it with a bang. INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers. INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house. INVENTORS find a way. JANITORS clean up afterwards. JEWELERS mount real gems. JOGGERS do it on the run. LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper. LAWYERS do it in their briefs. LIBRARIANS do it quietly. LOCKSMITHS can get into anything. LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer. MACHINISTS make the best screws. MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet. MANAGERS supervise others. MARKETING REPs do it on commission. MILKMEN deliver twice a week. MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done. MINERS sink deeper shafts. MINISTERS do it on Sundays. MISSILE MEN have better thrust. MODELS do it in any position. MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters. MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs. MOVIE STARS do it on film. MUSICIANS do it with rhythm. NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing. NURSES call the shots. OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under. OPERATORS do it person-to-person. OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face. PAINTERS do it with longer strokes. PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash. PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion. PILOTS keep it up longer. PLUMBERS do it under the sink. POLICEMEN like big busts. POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected. POSTMEN come slower. PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets. PRINTERS reproduce the fastest. PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end. PROFESSORS do it by the book. RACERS like to come in first. RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.. RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it. REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.

Answer: lmao Hilarious

Question: HELP ME PLZ!! PMS but no period (not pregnant)? I'm 18, virgin and have had PMS but no period for almost 10 days now. Usually I begin after 5 days of PMS (i.e. tender breasts, bloated, more horny etc). There are some reasons it may be affected: 1. I am fasting (Muslim) but I've been eating healthy/taking vitamins, though my sleeping schedule is diff. 2. I walked into poison ivy a couple weeks ago and had a small rash on my ankles. 3. I made out with my ex-bf a few weeks ago and we had our clothes on but I was sitting on him so I really hope it is impossible for anything to have seeped through all the layers (although he did have a little bit of precum on his pants...?) Thanks!!

Answer: There is no possible way you are pregnant. It is impossible for his precum to have seeped through both his layer of clothes and your layer of clothes and gotten into contact with your vagina; even if you had both been naked, the chances of getting pregnant from precum that was not inserted inside you is insignificant. Sometimes, especially during periods of stress, period's just come late. It very well may have something to do with your fasting, even though you are taking vitamins. Just relax, and I'm sure it will come soon. I had a friend last month who completely skipped her period for no reason, only to have it come back on time the next month. If you don't get it by next month, consider seeing a doctor, but since there's no way possible you could be pregnant, I would just try to relax and not worry about it, since stress definitely can affect when it comes.

Question: It hurts to finger myself? I was really horny before so I tried to finger myself a bit, it's like my 2nd or 3rd time doing it, and it hurt....I got in like 3/4 of my index finger, I moved around a bit but when I'm going in, it always feels like my vagina has layers inside and I'm like poking something I'm not supposed to, it's not SMOOTH at all! I expected the inside to be like really really smooth, but it's kinda bumpy?!!?!? not big bumps but like not smooth....... I tried to put in ice cubes cause I heard it's supposed to feel good...from the regular ice piece, I melted like 70% of it, and it was really small, but I had trouble putting it in...cause it wouldn't go in, whattheheck...I guess it means my vagina's super tight or something?? I did it around 10 mins ago, i fingered for like 30 seconds, and now, my vagina kinda feels uncomfortable, it doesn't hurt though. This is normal?...I have a feeling having sex is going to be extremely painful .___. esp since it hurts with my finger ... thanks,

Answer: It's normal for you to feel a spongy area inside your vagina - that's the G-spot. Most girls do not have an orgasm by sticking things in their vagina. It happens with direct stimulation to your clitoris. It hurts with your finger because you aren't turned on enough (wet enough) and you aren't stretched enough.